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Chicken

By Half and One
chicken

chicken, chicken! let’s go chicken

every time i eat it, the damn plot thickens

i write poetry like mister charles dickens

about how it keeps my fingers lickin’

boil it–you get noodle soup

serve yourself a hearty scoop

tie their legs up with a loop

rotisserie chickens by the coop

hot wings, karaage

salute to general tso, my shawty

flown in from the land of karate

grab that sriracha, we’re ready to party

animal cruelty is no fucking joke

we deserve hell for scramblin’ eggyolks

but what’s the point in sounding woke

when my mouth waters at that chicken, smoked?

inspiration for the buffalo sauce

the world could never survive your loss

baby you’re always in my thoughts

hope the river styx, your species never cross

thank you, mister cockadoodledoo

humanity owes so much to you

you’re too delicious to be true

this rooster the only man i pursue

Written by Lio

Voiced by Allen B Thangkhiew

Animated by Saionba Laishram


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Posted On: March 2, 2023
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