John Carter of Mars returns this summer,
not surprising if you give it some thought.
The crux of his heroism never questioned
a return to the planet Barsoom. Bound by love
but never the law of gravity, this civil
warrior forever rescues the Barsoomian
princess, Dejah Thoris, strong and firm
of chin as well as other more prominent
parts. Many have sought to recreate
the legend, beginning with his sequestration
inside the desert cave, then his rebirth
on the wild west of planet red.
But previous incarnations focus too closely
on the green of Tars or heaving bosom.
Surely those parts are a handful
of the plot, and central to the essence
of Barsoom, but what blooms
into greatness is the humility of the gifted,
the recognition of inner worth
with her royal highness leading the cheer,
the man unleashed from earthly body into grace.
I know, I know, Freudians love Tarzan,
the skimpy loin cloth barely sheathing
his wicked knife, and the near coitus
death roll in the croc-ridden river, and the subservient
Jane, who replaced the ungendered Cheetah.
Eventually the couple rescued a youngster;
et voila, the family tamed the id-driven reader.
Leaping off ledges, swinging on vines
across cannibal plants, or yodeling to local elephants,
Tarzan is basic man, raised jungle-wise
by primates who pitied the orphan.
When John Carter leaps to planet Mars
and he and Tars Tarkas make goon guacamole,
a generation of men abandons remotes,
sucks in its gut and grasps the hilt of imagination.
John Carter will always return to Mars.
Its terrain rises deep in the stellar reaches,
entrenched in red recesses, where gravity fails
to contain the youthful beating heart.
Summer at the Movies

Illustration by Albert M. Nikhla
Posted On: October 17, 2024