We need you down at the Amazon
to perform at full volume until the nasty tractors get complexes
After that you’re booked at the Comatose Coalfields Colosseum
to serenade the largest array of solar panels ever to have an erection
Your next album Uninhabitable Planet Sidestep
must be completed before it’s too late
The title cut Piece of My Carbon Footprint
Is guaranteed to go lithium
This is the perfect follow-up to your smash singles
Fire Addiction and Cloud Shortage
Assuming ships are still sailing next summer
your world tour Sixth Great Extinction launches on 9/11
We know you wanted to name it The Great Thinning but
we thought that was too optimistic and attendance would plummet
As you recall we are still waiting for you to finish the last two tracks
Asteroid Equivalent and Plastic Brunch
Wishing you a vibrant impermanence
From your Management Team @
Anti.Creation.Story.LLC