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The New Television Tyrant
Illustration by Damehi Laloo
Only a fool would seek his likeness in history. Seek not this clown in Machiavelli’s folios—this jester who does not laugh, this prima donna who does not cry. This celebrity glutton who sanctified his wickedness in the gold glow of TV and the internet. Soft orange hair like a juvenile wild boar; a smile dark as Manhattan sewers at midnight; roulette table red blotting his cheeks; and he sees in the mirror a bronze Achilles, dethroned only by cruel fraud. …
Posted On: January 13, 2023